Uhg...

Love hurts, dammit.
This is sweet but so so sad.
Read read read.


Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)

It says...

"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"

( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. )

... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....

Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)

It says:

"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"

Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!

( Erica turns the TV on. )

[Breaking news]
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.

( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... )
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.

Adobong Manaaakkk!!!

Some American/British guy cooks adobong manok (filipino dish) and explains it in tagalog!! But then again filipinos speaking in english is also funny!! (e.g. Renaldo Lapuz, Pacman, etc.)

Continuation of mind-boggling stories

Here are 2 more stories!!
Enjoy...

**Implants**




A Canadian man who decided to get breast implants put in his leg to make his tattoo of a lady more anatomically accurate. Well, we have sad news to report: his leg breasts have burst.

The leg boobs: sadly no more
Jensen, a tattoo artist and editor of a body art magazine from Edmonton, says that his body has rejected the implants.
The implants were put in on December 9, but by Christmas Eve, Lane tells the Edmonton Sun, the sutures had split, and large quantities of lymphatic fluid were oozing out of his leg.
'There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out,' he told the paper.
He says that there was nothing wrong with the implantation procedure, performed by his friend Brian Decker, a New York-based micro-dermal surgeon.
'My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn't meant to have 3D breasts.'
He tried to heal the burst breasts by freezing his own leg and sewing it back up himself, but then his leg burst open again. Eventually, doctors gave him some antibiotics, a lot of gauze to patch it up, and told him to leave it alone until the fluids stop leaking out.


**Go DVD's!!**

The DVD wars may have officially ended, but DVDs are still suffering casualties on the front-lines in America. A DVD from South Carolina was badly injured as it saved a man's life - by taking a bullet for him.
Colleton County Fire and Rescue Director Barry McRoy says he was leaving a Waffle House restaurant in the town of Walterboro on Saturday morning when two men ran in fighting over a gun.
Police say a bullet hit one of the struggling men, shattered a window and then hit McRoy.
But McRoy's life was saved as the bullet hit a DVD he was carrying in his pocket..

Most impressively, while he suffered a bruise, he didn't even realize he had been shot. It was only as he told a police officer what had happened that he noticed a bullet hole in his jacket, the shattered DVD case and a piece of the bullet.
'I was saved by a DVD,' McRoy says. 'How lucky can you get?'
One man was arrested on assault and battery and gun charges.
The DVD itself - which was a gift from an employee who had recorded a TV show about fire extinguishers - was damaged in the incident. It is not known if it is still watchable (or, indeed, why someone would want to watch a TV show about fire extinguishers, even if they are a Fire and Rescue Director).

Silly Nothings

Why won't yellow stabilo work on yellow pad?


Instead of cleaning things up, why does liquid paper just make a mess on yellow pad.


On a Coke machine, press Coke 3 times, Sprite 4 times, Diet Coke 2 times, then Coke 3 times. Put in some money and press Coke. Out comes a Pepsi.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why does its doors have locks?


How come monosyllabic has five syllables?


Non-christian mean girl to Christian girl: You Christians think you're so Catholic...


Sign in a bar: Ladies are advised not to have babies in the bar.


Laundromat: Drop your trousers here for best results.


You'll know it's spring in Manila when the smog gets greener.

My not-to do list

Experienced experience shall grant you informative information...

I highly advice you not the things listed down here, although I know you'll probably do them anyway.

Foreword: I don't follow TO DO LISTS

1. Don't ever put hot suace on your ice cream and think that the flavour will balance out.

2. Don't ever bring pillows and fall asleep on your roof.

3. Don't ever read this third one...WHAT?! You already did?? Shame on you...

4. Don't ever go into the elevator with 5 friends and jump all at the same time while the elevator is going down.

5. Don't ever leave a bowl of oatmeal deep in your closet for a week.

AND

6. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever do this:

Ability

Ability may take you to the top, but it takes character to stay there.

Act as if it were impossible to fail and it will be.

Actions speak louder than coaches.

Always remember, whatever the goal--keep your eye on it.

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

A winner makes commitments to a goal, a loser makes promises

Water

Water is my escape,
from my problems,
from my responsibilities,
from my list of things to do.
Swimming sends me to my own world
away from my normal life.
Feeling the rush of the water
hitting my face as I swim,
across the lanes
only turning my head for air.
When I’m swimming
all the fears, all the mistakes disappear
into the depths of the pool
and visions of my future
of where I want to be
rush into my mind
until I have to leave
the pool is holding a place
for my thoughts of the future
Within seconds of getting out of the pool
reality snaps back.
Only returning the next
time I go swimming

Watta day it was today!!!

This day started out intresting. I got to school at aroud 7:02 (but i wasn't late!!!) then saw spilled stabucks drink on the floor, switched my seats then Ms. Licup (our adviser) called me out. Then we talked about the usual crap we talk about, how's school,life, *blah blah*, stuff, nicole your so awesome (haha that last one was a joke [but jokes are always half true {hahaha joke O_O}]) I was going to add some more to that but i ran out of grouping symbols Y_Y oh well. After that I got back to class then another starbucks drink spilled, hahaha, then somebody dicided to be noble and called maintenance *wohoo!* then english was done and we had a bit of free time becuase our math teacher was late *wohoo!*. During free time people were talking *blah blah* then retarded Elvin (one of our classmates) rips open a pack of hamster pellets, which scatters everywhere! Then they call maintenance again! *fast forward* then I went to training,hehe I was late, I hate being late for training. We had to do our remaining "test set/s" (NEW WORD! TEST SET: THE SWIMMER SWIMS 2 LAPS 8 TIMES AND AS YOU ACCELERATE TO THE NEXT SET YOUR TIME HAS TO GO LOWER AND LOWER E.G. 1ST SET: 50 SECONDS 2ND SET: 48 SECONDS, ETC. THEN YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PULSE AT THE END OF EACH SET.) I had to do backstroke, dang my weakest stroke, so the first 7 sets were okay the 8th has to be the fastest, I mean you've really gotta give it your all. Now, because I wanted to beat my previous best time of 45 seconds I seriously swam so fast at this 8th set. So during the 8th set, while I was swimming I was having a "conversation" in my head (yes, I talk to myself sometimes) so in my head "Faster Nicole! Faster!! C'mon hurry up!!! Your as fast as a shark! Move it! Oh, wait sharks aren't fast. Yes they are! The barracuda! Barracuda isn't a firking shark it's a fish! No it's not! My gosh It's a shark!! Oh yeah..." Since I got so preoccupied with talking to myself I didn't notice I was so near the end already then POW! I hit my hand so hard on the gutter. Which really, really, really, really hurt! I got a bubu. Oh well I beat my best time by 3 seconds!! Yeay!

Mind-boggling stories

A colletion of a bunch of REAL stories (redundant hehe) I heard these past 14 years of my life.
Let's begin our long and painless journey of...ah nevermind can't think of anything.
lets' just start::

This gay dude 1 is sitting down in the park and notices this other dude (dude 2) whom he assumes is gay. So he checks and finds himself inlove with dude2. So dude 2 notices dude 1 looking at him so he goes over to dude 1 and asks "Are you straight?" and dude 1 was scared that dude 2 might not be gay so he proundly says "No", so dude 2 goes "Oh. Well I'm not. C'ya"
---Poor dude 1----

In the airport this girl buys a pack of cookies from one of the stores there. Afterwards she sits down at the waiting area. She sits beside this guy and starts eating cookis. After a few cookies she notices that the guy beside her is also getting and eating cookis from the same container, so she gets really mad but doesn't say anything but inside her head she's saying "Why is this guy eating my cookies?! What a butt!!". Then there was just one cookie left and the guy gets it, breaks it in half and gives the other half to the girl the girl who is obviously very angry grabs it and doesn't say thank you or anything like that, but again in her mind she's thinking "Wow, this guy is really a butt. So she boards the plane and opens her bag. Guess what she saw? The pack of cookies that she bought, UNTOUCHED. Hehehe so the other pack of cookies that she was eating from was actually the guy's and she was being so snoby at the guy. Hahaha
---END---

I'll add more next time :D

As promised, MORE PICK-UP LINES!!

THE RETURN OF THE PICK-UP LINES!! (That's so over used :D)

1. IS YOUR NAME MICKEY?? COZ YOUR SO FINE!!! =)))))))))

2. hey aren't you forgeting something? ME!

3. hey you just made me drop something! My jaw!!

4. I only have 3 months to live

5. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

6. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

7. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

8. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

9. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

10. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

11. Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

12. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

13. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

14. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

15. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

16. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

17. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

18. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

19. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

20. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

21. (stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

22. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

23. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

24. What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

25. WOW

W.A.I.T. campaign

wohoo!! my second blog for today!!!!!
In my school we have this campaign called the W.A.I.T.
Wht Am I Tempted? It aims to lessen teenage pregnacies and aids.
So, we had an activity. We had to write witty/funny reponses to some phrases the confuse the teenage mind.
Some of my memorable answers were:
(P-phrase A-answer)
*please try your best not to laugh at the PAPA thing

P: Don't worry nobody will know
A: You watch barney?!
P: How will we know were compatible if we don't try it
A: Magic 8 ball
P: You're just chicken!
A: I crossed the road
P: It's hard to say no
A: No
P: I feel loved
A: But it's fake bwahahahaha!! >:)
NOW SOME OTHER MEMORABLE ANSWERS WHICH ARE NOT MINE
Anna::

P: if i don't he'll break up with me
A: not if I break up with him first!
P: You're just chicken!
A: but chickens just lay eggs
P: I feel loved
A:of course, you have a great family
Nathan::

P: C'mon just this once?
A: later, I'm tired promise
Kevin::

P: You're just chicken
A: No! I'm a man! THIS IS SPARTAN!!!!!!!!

My REALLY wierd restaurant inncident

I went to a restaurant and ordered beef caldereta.
When the order came the rice seemed to be less than what I usually eat then I ordered some more.
So, I told the waiter (The waiter's name was Bobby), "Bobby, Rice!"
I was pointing at the rice. Then he said "Yah, that is rice" then he walked away.
O__O after my friends and I were stunned for like 5 seconds they bursted out in laughter!!
I really didn't see at that time what was so funny...until now.
Since I really wanted rice I called another waiter, or waitress rather.
I raised my hand the when she was near enough I said (her name's Pat) "Pat, rice!"
Then she said "No thanks ma'am I'm watching the carbs"
O__O again they bursted out in laughter.
I didn't get my rice :(
oh well