A colletion of a bunch of REAL stories (redundant hehe) I heard these past 14 years of my life.
Let's begin our long and painless journey of...ah nevermind can't think of anything.
lets' just start::
This gay dude 1 is sitting down in the park and notices this other dude (dude 2) whom he assumes is gay. So he checks and finds himself inlove with dude2. So dude 2 notices dude 1 looking at him so he goes over to dude 1 and asks "Are you straight?" and dude 1 was scared that dude 2 might not be gay so he proundly says "No", so dude 2 goes "Oh. Well I'm not. C'ya"
---Poor dude 1----
In the airport this girl buys a pack of cookies from one of the stores there. Afterwards she sits down at the waiting area. She sits beside this guy and starts eating cookis. After a few cookies she notices that the guy beside her is also getting and eating cookis from the same container, so she gets really mad but doesn't say anything but inside her head she's saying "Why is this guy eating my cookies?! What a butt!!". Then there was just one cookie left and the guy gets it, breaks it in half and gives the other half to the girl the girl who is obviously very angry grabs it and doesn't say thank you or anything like that, but again in her mind she's thinking "Wow, this guy is really a butt. So she boards the plane and opens her bag. Guess what she saw? The pack of cookies that she bought, UNTOUCHED. Hehehe so the other pack of cookies that she was eating from was actually the guy's and she was being so snoby at the guy. Hahaha
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I'll add more next time :D
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