Mind-boggling stories

A colletion of a bunch of REAL stories (redundant hehe) I heard these past 14 years of my life.
Let's begin our long and painless journey of...ah nevermind can't think of anything.
lets' just start::

This gay dude 1 is sitting down in the park and notices this other dude (dude 2) whom he assumes is gay. So he checks and finds himself inlove with dude2. So dude 2 notices dude 1 looking at him so he goes over to dude 1 and asks "Are you straight?" and dude 1 was scared that dude 2 might not be gay so he proundly says "No", so dude 2 goes "Oh. Well I'm not. C'ya"
---Poor dude 1----

In the airport this girl buys a pack of cookies from one of the stores there. Afterwards she sits down at the waiting area. She sits beside this guy and starts eating cookis. After a few cookies she notices that the guy beside her is also getting and eating cookis from the same container, so she gets really mad but doesn't say anything but inside her head she's saying "Why is this guy eating my cookies?! What a butt!!". Then there was just one cookie left and the guy gets it, breaks it in half and gives the other half to the girl the girl who is obviously very angry grabs it and doesn't say thank you or anything like that, but again in her mind she's thinking "Wow, this guy is really a butt. So she boards the plane and opens her bag. Guess what she saw? The pack of cookies that she bought, UNTOUCHED. Hehehe so the other pack of cookies that she was eating from was actually the guy's and she was being so snoby at the guy. Hahaha
---END---

I'll add more next time :D

As promised, MORE PICK-UP LINES!!

THE RETURN OF THE PICK-UP LINES!! (That's so over used :D)

1. IS YOUR NAME MICKEY?? COZ YOUR SO FINE!!! =)))))))))

2. hey aren't you forgeting something? ME!

3. hey you just made me drop something! My jaw!!

4. I only have 3 months to live

5. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

6. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

7. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

8. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

9. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

10. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

11. Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

12. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

13. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

14. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

15. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

16. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

17. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

18. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

19. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

20. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

21. (stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

22. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

23. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

24. What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

25. WOW

W.A.I.T. campaign

wohoo!! my second blog for today!!!!!
In my school we have this campaign called the W.A.I.T.
Wht Am I Tempted? It aims to lessen teenage pregnacies and aids.
So, we had an activity. We had to write witty/funny reponses to some phrases the confuse the teenage mind.
Some of my memorable answers were:
(P-phrase A-answer)
*please try your best not to laugh at the PAPA thing

P: Don't worry nobody will know
A: You watch barney?!
P: How will we know were compatible if we don't try it
A: Magic 8 ball
P: You're just chicken!
A: I crossed the road
P: It's hard to say no
A: No
P: I feel loved
A: But it's fake bwahahahaha!! >:)
NOW SOME OTHER MEMORABLE ANSWERS WHICH ARE NOT MINE
Anna::

P: if i don't he'll break up with me
A: not if I break up with him first!
P: You're just chicken!
A: but chickens just lay eggs
P: I feel loved
A:of course, you have a great family
Nathan::

P: C'mon just this once?
A: later, I'm tired promise
Kevin::

P: You're just chicken
A: No! I'm a man! THIS IS SPARTAN!!!!!!!!

My REALLY wierd restaurant inncident

I went to a restaurant and ordered beef caldereta.
When the order came the rice seemed to be less than what I usually eat then I ordered some more.
So, I told the waiter (The waiter's name was Bobby), "Bobby, Rice!"
I was pointing at the rice. Then he said "Yah, that is rice" then he walked away.
O__O after my friends and I were stunned for like 5 seconds they bursted out in laughter!!
I really didn't see at that time what was so funny...until now.
Since I really wanted rice I called another waiter, or waitress rather.
I raised my hand the when she was near enough I said (her name's Pat) "Pat, rice!"
Then she said "No thanks ma'am I'm watching the carbs"
O__O again they bursted out in laughter.
I didn't get my rice :(
oh well