Tuesday, January 8, 2008

As promised, MORE PICK-UP LINES!!

THE RETURN OF THE PICK-UP LINES!! (That's so over used :D)

1. IS YOUR NAME MICKEY?? COZ YOUR SO FINE!!! =)))))))))

2. hey aren't you forgeting something? ME!

3. hey you just made me drop something! My jaw!!

4. I only have 3 months to live

5. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

6. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

7. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

8. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

9. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

10. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

11. Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

12. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

13. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

14. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

15. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

16. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

17. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

18. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

19. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

20. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

21. (stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

22. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

23. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

24. What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

25. WOW

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