Tuesday, February 19, 2008

My not-to do list

Experienced experience shall grant you informative information...

I highly advice you not the things listed down here, although I know you'll probably do them anyway.

Foreword: I don't follow TO DO LISTS

1. Don't ever put hot suace on your ice cream and think that the flavour will balance out.

2. Don't ever bring pillows and fall asleep on your roof.

3. Don't ever read this third one...WHAT?! You already did?? Shame on you...

4. Don't ever go into the elevator with 5 friends and jump all at the same time while the elevator is going down.

5. Don't ever leave a bowl of oatmeal deep in your closet for a week.

AND

6. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever do this:

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