Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Silly Nothings

Why won't yellow stabilo work on yellow pad?


Instead of cleaning things up, why does liquid paper just make a mess on yellow pad.


On a Coke machine, press Coke 3 times, Sprite 4 times, Diet Coke 2 times, then Coke 3 times. Put in some money and press Coke. Out comes a Pepsi.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why does its doors have locks?


How come monosyllabic has five syllables?


Non-christian mean girl to Christian girl: You Christians think you're so Catholic...


Sign in a bar: Ladies are advised not to have babies in the bar.


Laundromat: Drop your trousers here for best results.


You'll know it's spring in Manila when the smog gets greener.

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