Uhg...

Love hurts, dammit.
This is sweet but so so sad.
Read read read.


Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)

It says...

"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"

( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. )

... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....

Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)

It says:

"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"

Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!

( Erica turns the TV on. )

[Breaking news]
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.

( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... )
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.

Adobong Manaaakkk!!!

Some American/British guy cooks adobong manok (filipino dish) and explains it in tagalog!! But then again filipinos speaking in english is also funny!! (e.g. Renaldo Lapuz, Pacman, etc.)

Continuation of mind-boggling stories

Here are 2 more stories!!
Enjoy...

**Implants**




A Canadian man who decided to get breast implants put in his leg to make his tattoo of a lady more anatomically accurate. Well, we have sad news to report: his leg breasts have burst.

The leg boobs: sadly no more
Jensen, a tattoo artist and editor of a body art magazine from Edmonton, says that his body has rejected the implants.
The implants were put in on December 9, but by Christmas Eve, Lane tells the Edmonton Sun, the sutures had split, and large quantities of lymphatic fluid were oozing out of his leg.
'There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out,' he told the paper.
He says that there was nothing wrong with the implantation procedure, performed by his friend Brian Decker, a New York-based micro-dermal surgeon.
'My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn't meant to have 3D breasts.'
He tried to heal the burst breasts by freezing his own leg and sewing it back up himself, but then his leg burst open again. Eventually, doctors gave him some antibiotics, a lot of gauze to patch it up, and told him to leave it alone until the fluids stop leaking out.


**Go DVD's!!**

The DVD wars may have officially ended, but DVDs are still suffering casualties on the front-lines in America. A DVD from South Carolina was badly injured as it saved a man's life - by taking a bullet for him.
Colleton County Fire and Rescue Director Barry McRoy says he was leaving a Waffle House restaurant in the town of Walterboro on Saturday morning when two men ran in fighting over a gun.
Police say a bullet hit one of the struggling men, shattered a window and then hit McRoy.
But McRoy's life was saved as the bullet hit a DVD he was carrying in his pocket..

Most impressively, while he suffered a bruise, he didn't even realize he had been shot. It was only as he told a police officer what had happened that he noticed a bullet hole in his jacket, the shattered DVD case and a piece of the bullet.
'I was saved by a DVD,' McRoy says. 'How lucky can you get?'
One man was arrested on assault and battery and gun charges.
The DVD itself - which was a gift from an employee who had recorded a TV show about fire extinguishers - was damaged in the incident. It is not known if it is still watchable (or, indeed, why someone would want to watch a TV show about fire extinguishers, even if they are a Fire and Rescue Director).

Silly Nothings

Why won't yellow stabilo work on yellow pad?


Instead of cleaning things up, why does liquid paper just make a mess on yellow pad.


On a Coke machine, press Coke 3 times, Sprite 4 times, Diet Coke 2 times, then Coke 3 times. Put in some money and press Coke. Out comes a Pepsi.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why does its doors have locks?


How come monosyllabic has five syllables?


Non-christian mean girl to Christian girl: You Christians think you're so Catholic...


Sign in a bar: Ladies are advised not to have babies in the bar.


Laundromat: Drop your trousers here for best results.


You'll know it's spring in Manila when the smog gets greener.

My not-to do list

Experienced experience shall grant you informative information...

I highly advice you not the things listed down here, although I know you'll probably do them anyway.

Foreword: I don't follow TO DO LISTS

1. Don't ever put hot suace on your ice cream and think that the flavour will balance out.

2. Don't ever bring pillows and fall asleep on your roof.

3. Don't ever read this third one...WHAT?! You already did?? Shame on you...

4. Don't ever go into the elevator with 5 friends and jump all at the same time while the elevator is going down.

5. Don't ever leave a bowl of oatmeal deep in your closet for a week.

AND

6. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever do this:

Ability

Ability may take you to the top, but it takes character to stay there.

Act as if it were impossible to fail and it will be.

Actions speak louder than coaches.

Always remember, whatever the goal--keep your eye on it.

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

A winner makes commitments to a goal, a loser makes promises

Water

Water is my escape,
from my problems,
from my responsibilities,
from my list of things to do.
Swimming sends me to my own world
away from my normal life.
Feeling the rush of the water
hitting my face as I swim,
across the lanes
only turning my head for air.
When I’m swimming
all the fears, all the mistakes disappear
into the depths of the pool
and visions of my future
of where I want to be
rush into my mind
until I have to leave
the pool is holding a place
for my thoughts of the future
Within seconds of getting out of the pool
reality snaps back.
Only returning the next
time I go swimming